TQ Review: Unholy Night by Seth Grahame-Smith

Review: Unholy Night by Seth Grahame-Smith

Title: Unholy Night
Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Publication Date: 2012

Good Reads Synopsis

This is the recently released novel by Seth Grahame-Smith, of Pride, Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter fame. I thoroughly enjoy Seth Grahame-Smith’s writing. Ever since seeing the cover for PP&Z and thought “what a clever idea,” I have made sure to read everything he publishes. And, with his newest novel, Unholy Night, I don’t see a need to stop reading him yet. What I find most fascinating about SG-S, as an author, is his progression from a mash-up writer, in PP&Z, to a historical fiction creator, in AL:VH & now UN. He used Abe Lincoln as a historical personality, with an array of real historical sources, to weave a plausible story about why Lincoln became a vampire hunter and why a nation was almost torn apart by vampires.

With Unholy Night, Grahame-Smith uses a real historical event–the birth of Jesus Christ and his being visited by 3 wise men, as the setting for a tale about who those wise men were–one in particular–and what their motives might have really been. All done with a lack of real historical sources. The English teacher in me marvels at his writing territory and how he keeps pushing into new territory with each new novel. I hope the streak continues.

As for the story itself, Unholy Night follows the journey of one of the wise men Balthazar, also known as the Antioch Ghost, and how he winds up not just visiting baby Jesus, but working to make sure no harm comes to him in light of Herod’s desire to kill the prophesied messiah. The story begins with Balthazar having to escape from Herod’s dungeons and does so with the other two “wise men,” Gaspar and Melchyor. Grahame-Smith weaves together another convincing story of why Balthazar stumbled across Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus, and why he decided to help them escape to Egypt.

I thought this book would have some Christian conservatives up in arms about this story, much like the controversy surrounding other books, like The Da Vinci Code. I am glad they have either not noticed this book, yet, or have allowed it to hold its place in fiction literature, as it should. There is nothing overtly outrageous and most of the factual story is kept factual. He simply takes the story of Jesus’ birth and the story of the wise men to expand on what doesn’t exist–the story of why 3 wise men were wandering the desert. It also brings to light, which I think is easily glossed over in church teachings, the horror of the times when Jesus was born. The history teacher in me enjoyed the historical references to Herod’s rule, as well as the rule of the area by Rome.

I also read in the story the growth of Balthazar’s own faith. He begins with a lack of faith, actually he’s almost agnostic–there is a higher power, he just has no idea if it is the Jewish God or not. The journey he makes through the story and his going back to save baby Jesus even after he has no individual need to-in fact, his life would be easier if he didn’t-shows his growth in faith.

Seth Grahame-Smith writes in an energetic, keep-the-story-moving, prose. The story begins with an ibex watching a cloud of dust and ends with an ibex watching what happens to Rome. SG-S’s inclusion of such an innocuous symbol pulls the reader in and makes one sit back and wonder at the wonders surrounding us everyday. I heartily recommend this book to any one who likes a good chase story, a good feel good story, a good story about “wise” guys ;-).

I plan on sharing my love of this story with my students when school returns in the fall. I checked the book out from the library and I will make sure our school library purchases a copy, if they haven’t already!

The one downside to the book has more to do with editing, rather than the actual writing. There were more than a handful of spelling errors littered throughout the book, which should have been caught by a proofreader or editor. This is beyond mildly irritating, simply because of the number of errors. I don’t expect every book to be perfect and can let a few errors slip by unnoticed, but this one had far too many. It displeases me that a publisher would allow a work to be published with so many errors still apparent.

My Rating

5 stars!

My Recommendations

  • Anyone who loves a good chase/journey story
  • Anyone who loves Seth Grahme-Smith
  • Anyone who loves good historical fiction
  • Anyone who wants to imagine what Jesus’ first few days were like

Sunday Salon (12)

Weather today…The heat is pervasive. The wind from earlier this week, which made it a bit more bearable, has left. 😩

Summer Happenings: Just a bit of relaxation. Not much of anything going on, just having fun.

I am spending quite a bit of time working on lesson plans for fall. I am also working (part time) for K12 online schools.

I’m reading: 

I’m listening to: I don’t listen to audio books, usually. When I do, it’s always a book I have read before. I have to see the words myself to make complete sense of a text the first time. So, instead of audiobooks, I will share my iPod shuffled playlist for the week 🙂 ! I have been listening to Spotify a bit this week and have had the following running through my playlist:

The Puppini Sisters Radio on Pandora! LOVE IT!

Books finished this week:

Unholy Night by Seth Grahame-Smith – Review coming soon!

The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne Valente – Review coming soon!

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern – Review coming soon!

Abandoned book: This one I will come back to, but I am just not in the mood to finish it right now.

  • Kate Remembered by A. Scott Berg (I really want to finish this one, BUT I might let it go if I don’t finish it by next week)

Scripture lesson: God wants YOU to be YOU. Why pretend? Why try to fit into a mold in our minds or the mind’s of others? Today’s guiding verse:

“By the grace of God I am what I am, and his grace to me was not without effect. No, I worked harder than all of them—yet not I, but the grace of God that was with me.” (1 Corinthians 15:10 NIV)

I’m praying for: The friends and family affected by the tragedy in Aurora, CO this week.

Around the house: MiniQ washed the car. I fixed our leaky toilet!

From the kitchen: BBQ Ribs, jasmine rice pilaf, asparagus

Fun event of the week: Spending time with a friend who will be leaving soon.

A favorite quote this week:

TQ Review: Love & Leftovers by Sarah Tregay

Review: Love & Leftovers by Sarah Tregay

Publisher: Katherine Tegen Books
Publication Date: 2011

Good Reads Synopsis 

A typical teen love story, except written in verse. I read this one and finished it for the Verse Challenge.

The protagonist, Marcie, faces an impending divorce, a gay father and his new partner, a move across country (from Idaho to New Hampshire), leaving a boyfriend behind, as well as her friends, and the loneliness from all of it. Her mother, who she doesn’t realize suffers from clinical depression, is a shadow character and not much of an influence on Marcie. She meets a new boy (of course) and doesn’t necessarily fall in love with him, but uses him to fill the lonely void she feels.

When the time comes to return to Idaho, will she leave behind a mom who can’t take care of herself and a new boy who makes her feel like she is in love? Or, will she return to live with her father and reunite with her friends and the one she wanted to be in love with in the first place?

This book is all about the teenage quest for feeling “in place.” That deep desire we all have to fit in–at home, at school, in love–everywhere moves this books plot along. The writing, in verse, is simple yet poetic enough to evoke some feelings and thoughts. A bit more teenager-ish in poetry, which I expect from such a book. But, it does turn one off after awhile. Overall, I was not impressed, nor surprised by anything in the story. It’s not one I will probably every look at again and can really only think to recommend it to a few select female students who are into teen love stories.

My Rating

3 stars Meh…take it or leave it

My Recommendations

  • Anyone who enjoys novels in verse
  • Anyone who enjoys a sappy teen love story

Currently Reading

I am currently reading The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. I picked it up @ the bookstore last weekend. I love circuses. I love love stories. I love black and white and red color schemes. I am on page 354. And if one of them dies, or has to die, I am going to be majorily pissed!



RC: Once Upon a Read-a-Thon (3)

Sponsored by Reading Angel.

Goals Met:

I finished Unholy Night and The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making, which means I finished 2 of the 4 I had intended.

I did not get as much finished because my part time teaching job was a bit more busy than originally planned. So, if you count all the essays I read…LOL

RC: Once Upon a Read-a-Thon Update (2)

I signed up for this challenge over at Reading Angel.

Books Completed: 1

Mini-Challenges Completed: 3

Here are my Goals & Updates:

Unholy Night by Seth Grahame-Smith

Finished this morning! I stayed up past midnight, but wanted to wait to read the last 20ish pages this morning. Right when Balthazar and the man who turned him in the Antioch Ghost meet up for the first time in 9 years. I will be posting a review soon!

The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne Valente

Beginning this one now. My first impressions, just from the title–I really want to know what the ship of her own making was, what spurred her to travel around fairyland, and to begin with-what is SHE doing in fairyland. I can’t wait! This one is on my TTT list for this week as well–All about Fairy Tales & Retellings!

I Am Not a Serial Killer by Dan Wells
Cane River by Lalita Tademy

I may add one or two more after I hit the library tomorrow.

Check out today’s mini challenges @ Kindle Fever & Stiletto Storytime (will update when SS updates their mini-challenge):

Kindle Fever Bookish Fight Mini-Challenge Answer:

It’s a fight between Bridget Jones (totally lacking any real feminist qualities) and Lizzie Bennet (not completely a feminist, but definitely not moonstruck lovey dovey as BJ is). The fight takes place primarily through a letter writing/instant messaging campaign:

EB: One ought consider the outward appearance of one’s actions towards gentlemen, if such a word can be used to describe YOUR Mr. Darcy. Such outright brash behavior will only encourage trouble to follow.

BJ (does anyone else see what I see in those initials???): Yeah, well, we can’t all be as uptight and stuck up as you. Some of us don’t have the beauty you have to even get the men, including YOUR Mr. Darcy, to look at us.


Top Ten Tuesday (15) – All Things Fairy Tales!

This week is a FREEBIE topic. Yay! Because of a recent trip to the library and one to the movies, I have decided to do a TTT post on retellings/fractured fairy tales.

Don’t forget to participate in the Top Ten Tuesday post from The Broke and the Bookish. They always have such great post ideas.

Photo Credit: Camaryn

Having read such retellings as Ella Enchanted and Wicked, I am always on the lookout for new fairy tales and retellings. The books below are my top ten to be read.

1. Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister by Gregory Maguire

The story of Wicked drew me into reading adult fairy tales/retellings like no other. I fell in love with Elphaba and felt shame at the way she had been treated. Of course I want to read the story of Cinderella’s misunderstood stepsister!

2. The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor

Wonderland Exists!
Alyss Heart, heir to the Wonderland throne, was forced to flee through the Pool of Tears after a bloody palace coup staged by the murderous Redd.

I am all about Alice–and who wouldn’t want to read this one! It is a series and I plan on getting the first one on my next visit to the library.

3. The Fairy Godmother (Five Hundred Kingdoms #1) by Mercedes Lackey

My foray into the world of science fiction/fantasy reading is recent and spurred on by a friend. I received many recommendations and Mercedes Lackey was one of the most frequent recommendations for fantasy and her Five Hundred Kingdom series sounds like just the ticket.

4. The Storyteller’s Daughter: A Retelling of The Arabian Nights by Cameron Dokey

I saw Winter’s Child: A Retelling of The Snow Queen in Barnes and Noble a few months ago and thought I should check out the series. I picked The Storyteller’s Daughter because I love the story of The Arabian Nights and can’t wait to read a retelling!

5. Impossible by Nancy Werlin

A modern fairy tale using the song Scarborough Fair as a curse. Very interesting indeed!

6. Sweetly: Fairytale Retellings #2 by Jackson Pearce

I haven’t read Sisters Red, which I also want to read, but this one–a Hansel/Gretel retelling sounds too good to put off.

7. Cinder (Lunar Chronicles #1) by Marissa Meyer

This is all over the book blog world right now. I have seen many reviews and can no longer put it off. I saw it at my library and almost grabbed it last week, but a young girl beat me too it. Soon!

8. Into the Wild by Sarah Beth Durst

Julie’s mom, Zel, told stories about the fairy tale creatures “in the wild.” What happens when she discovers them for real? I can’t wait to read this one!

9. Wicked Lovely #1 by Melissa Marr

Faerie intrigue, mortal love, and the clash of ancient rules and modern expectations swirl together in Melissa Marr’s stunning 21 st century faery tale.

10. Cloaked by Alex Flinn

A curse. A frognapping. A “hot” princess. And a boy who just wants to repair shoes. Yep, definitely on my to be read list.
I could keep going forever with the list of fairy tales–modern, classic, and retellings. They are one of my favorite reads!

Leave me a comment with:

  1. A recommendation for a book I DON’T have listed,
  2. A link to a review for one of the books I have listed, and/or
  3. Your favorite retellings/modern tales.

RC: Once Upon a Read-a-Thon (1)

It’s time for my first short challenge. I signed up for this challenge over at Reading Angel.

I have decided to tackle the following books during this 3 day read-a-thon:

Unholy Night by Seth Grahame-Smith

Currently on page 91 now on page 163 and will be up for awhile : Haven’t read as much as possible today because 1) I had to do work for my part time online teaching job, 2) had an appointment I inadvertently scheduled today, and 3) created this post…

I Am Not a Serial Killer by Dan Wells

The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne Valente

Cane River by Lalita Tademy

I may add one or two more after I hit the library tomorrow.

Check out today’s mini challenges @ Between the Pages & IBBookBlogging.

The IBBookBlogging Mini-Challenge Answers:

Question 1:

What is your favorite cover that has been revealed this summer and why? Post a link or picture of the cover if you want.

I have yet to read Cinder. It was checked out of the library right before I could grab it. But, it’s on my TBR list and when I saw the cover for this one, I knew it would be on my TBR too! They did such a great job with the cover of Cinder and this one is just as good. The simplicity and boldness makes it stand out.

Question 2:

Do you rely on the cover to help you choose whether you want to read a book or not?

I try not to judge books by their covers, but it is the first thing that draws me in if I have never heard of the book and/or author before. Also, a recent trend I have seen and am not fond of–using real models for covers–often turn me off of a book. I don’t like having models on the cover, because it does not allow me to build the character as fully in my own mind. And, sometimes, the models look NOTHING like what the characters should look like.

Sunday Salon (11) 4th of July Week

Weather today…So, the heat is here and it looks like it will stay for awhile. 😩 103 Saturday, but a cool down projected for today (mid-90s) and tomorrow (mid-80s!)! Please, oh please, send me a thunderstorm. Update: Yep, got our thunderstorm last night! 🙂

Summer Happenings: Had to drive to Nebraska to bring MiniQ home on the 3rd. We enjoyed watching the fireworks outside on our porch on the 4th!

I am spending quite a bit of time working on lesson plans for fall. I am also working (part time) for K12 online schools.

I’m reading: 

Library Visit:

This week, MiniQ & I went to the library to get some new books. I returned many and checked out four new ones. Why?!? I still have a huge TBR pile of my own. But it always feels wrong to walk into a bookstore or a library and walk out empty handed. AND, I am following King’s advice of “writers read a lot.” Here are this week’s picks:

I’m listening to:  I don’t listen to audio books, usually. When I do, it’s always a book I have read before. I have to see the words myself to make complete sense of a text the first time. So, instead of audiobooks, I will share my iPod shuffled playlist for the week 🙂 ! I have been listening to Spotify a bit this week and have had the following running through my playlist:

The Boss (Springsteen, of course!). 🙂

Books finished this week:

How to Write a Sentence by Stanley Fish – Linked to my review.

The Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian by Sherman Alexie – Linked to my review.

On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft by Stephen King – Review Coming Soon!

Secret Windows by Stephen King – Review Coming Soon!

Love & Leftovers by Sarah Tregay – Review Coming Soon!

Abandoned book: None!

Scripture lesson in church: Our current message series is focusing on Nehemiah and the idea of Reclamation, Restoration, and Renewal. Today’s guiding verse:

3 They said to me, “Those who survived the exile and are back in the province are in great trouble and disgrace. The wall of Jerusalem is broken down, and its gates have been burned with fire. ”

4 When I heard these things, I sat down and wept. For some days I mourned and fasted and prayed before the God of heaven. (Nehemiah 1: 3-4)

I’m praying for: Guidance and strength to find God’s path for me. I give myself over to him for his guidance. I am not in control.

Around the house: MiniQ took the office in a closet idea from Pinterest and turned her super large closet into an office space. It freed up SO MUCH room in her bedroom!

From the kitchen: Steaks, baked potatoes, root beer floats, and watermelon.

Fun event of the week: Fireworks!

A favorite quote this week: This is what I posted on Facebook for the 4th of July. Remember!

TQ Review: How to Write a Sentence by Stanley Fish

Review: How to Write a Sentence by Stanley Fish

Title: How to Write a Sentence
Author: Stanley Fish
Publisher: Harper Collins Books
Publication Date: 2011

Good Reads Synopsis 

Every summer, I spend some time looking for new resources to use in my classroom. I had heard mention of How to Write a Sentence from an NPR Interview with Stanley Fish in 2011. It was one of those books on my to read list, but I hadn’t gotten around to it until this summer. After checking it out of the local library, I devoured the first half during one afternoon. I took copious notes and came across several good ideas for use in my classroom.

Fish paints writing sentences as both an art and a science. There are stylistic and content concerns to consider when writing a sentence, which Fish refers to as

an organization of items in the world…


a structure of logical relationships

Fish considers sentences as a building block for a written work, but also as a gem to be pulled and studied from a piece of writing. The book is filled with several of his favorite sentences from greats such as Dickens, Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Salinger, and more. He puts the idea of sentences as an art and a science best in the following equation:

Sentence craft = sentence comprehension = sentence appreciation

The only downside to the book is in the second half. Chapters 1-3 cover HOW to write a sentence-logical structure or the relationships between actor, actions, and objects acted upon. There are many excellent examples of sentences meeting the formulas. He even goes so far as to discredit the way grammar is taught in schools traditionally, which I agree with wholeheartedly. If students are worried about figuring out the vocabulary of the elements of language, instead of how to use the elements correctly, they don’t learn how to write better and often don’t even learn the vocabulary of the elements either. He offers up the simplest sentence form as a building block of all sentences, because they all have to start somewhere.

DOER + DOING + DONE TO = Simple Sentence Structure

Chapters 4-7 concern the rhetorical structures of language-the argument or content. Fish focuses on 3 different styles: subordinating, additive, and satiric. He does not insist these are the only styles, just that they are the most apparent and easy to begin working on writing better sentences. Fish goes on to finish the book by discussing great first and last sentences. I must admit, at this point, I had grown a bit tired of reading a book about writing sentences. But, this probably had more to do with the break I took between reading the first half and the last half of the book.

I did gain several practices I can use in my classes to help students begin writing better sentences. As Fish points out, marking a sentence fragment, as a fragment on the paper and returning it to the student doesn’t help much. Teaching students a sentence fragment is a fragment out of context, out of real writing, is not helpful. But, teaching students the basic structure (Doer+Doing+Done To) and how to expand the simple sentence will produce results.

English teachers out there will know the equation used is Subject+Predicate+Object, but in reality, when will a real writer ever think in or use those terms? I find we often teach a complex vocabulary, usually out of context, for ideas or structures which could be simplified and understood more easily and lead to better writing. I plan on implementing several strategies from Fish’s book to see how useful they may be. Here are some of those ideas:

  • Look around the room, pick 5 objects and add a verb or modal auxiliary (would, should, could, might) then write a sentence using those words. Start with the simple sentence structure, then expand. (pg 16)
  • Start by writing a 3 word sentence. Expand to 15 words. Expand to 30 words. Expand to 100 words. (pg 23)
  • Showing how “perfect grammar” can equal nonsense sentences: “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously” and how to fix such meaningless sentences. (pg 27)
  • How to write sentences that cause reflection by using examples from works like King’s “Letter from a Birmingham Jail.” (pg 55)

My Rating

4 stars!

My Recommendations

  • Anyone who loves words
  • Anyone who teaches writing
  • Anyone who loves reading about how others write